The Final Week

Well, there's only one week left until I leave for Portland. Here's what's on tap so far:

Monday - Finish my last Hillside overnight, giggle like a schoolgirl, sleep, Fastpitch game, try not to make drunk call to Keziah.

Tuesday - Spackle holes, take apart plastic shelving in basement (which anyone who needs shelving can have - free), get rid of records at Bop Shop, dinner at James' & Jill's, try not to make drunk call to Keziah.

Wednesday - Clean, clean, clean. Lunch with Robert, Podcast, try not to make drunk call to Keziah.

Thursday - Did I mention clean? Get table to Green Party, Brad & Co get into town, Fastpitch game, try not to make drunk call to Keziah.

Friday - Niagara Falls w/the Mitchell clan, Cookout at Michael's, try not to make drunk call to Keziah.

Saturday - Clean car, go to Boxman to have stuff...uh...boxed, get freakin bamboo sheets, pack clothes, podcast stuff & baseball gear. Get bikes to Friends Helping Friends. Sports Page (see above), keep drunk call to Keziah under 10 minutes.

Sunday - Take a lot of asprin. Send apology text message to Keziah, honor her request to remove her number from cell phone. Sell car. More asprin. Cookout at Mom's.

Monday - Meet with landlord, wash shower curtain (don't ask), Time Warner, take plates to DMV, credit union, last Goodwill run, pick up Mom, go to airport. Sit next to crying baby for 2 hours. Get lost in airport in Chicago, sit next to dude who tells golf stories for 3 hours. Land in Portland. Try not to make drunk call to Michael...