Sunday, October 21, 2007

The Four Stages

Here are the four stages of trying to mop your floor when you live in a desert:

1. Denial - This floor isn't too bad, just go over it quick with the mop and it'll be fine.

2. Depression - Ohhhhh, it's not coming off. What am I going to do?

3. Anger - This fucking stuff won't come off the floor!!!!

4. Acceptance - Fuck it. I wonder if the game's on yet.

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