Thursday, October 23, 2008

Stupid Third World Country pt. 12

I'm working at the Y tonight. And for whatever reason, a bird, a slight breeze, whatever, the power goes out. When it comes back on a few seconds later the fire alarm won't turn off and a burning plastic smell starts spreading through the lobby.

Of course I can't find a flashlight or a director. Finally, the fitness director comes in...I've already called the fire department. She tells me to evacuate the building.

I can't get these idiots to leave. I'm serious. It's worse than a Middle School fire drill. I had to tap a dumbass on the head who refused to get out of the pool - he wouldn't listen to the lifeguard. Idiots wanted to shower first.

Eh brah...how you like dose toxic fumes?

Jeez.

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